There is no spoon.

Lots of stuff to post today, so warm up those hard drives and video cards. We'll start with a little spoon contemplation, and move on from there. Oh, and if you're confused about the post title, go see The Matrix.


'Do not try to bend the spoon, that's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth.'

I think Sal laced the end of that spoon with some Tylenol or something.

....and finish with a mohawk. Nice.