When Toddlers Attack

While at the LaFleche gathering, we saw a brutal attack on a poor, innocent soul. A wild male toddler, probably between two and three years of age from the size of him, snuck up on and attacked an unsuspecting sunbather with a football and what appeared to be a pink foam basketball. And the toddler was giggling and laughing the whole time he was mauling the victim, jumping on top of him and landing on the victim's stomach with his knees, and bouncing the balls off the victim's head. I have a pretty strong stomach, but even I had to turn away. Eventually, Toddler Control showed up, tazered the wild toddler into submission, and carted him away, while the victim was airlifted to the nearest hospital. A wild scene, no doubt, but a lesson to all to keep a sharp eye out for those toddlers. They have no remorse, and they can attack at any moment - especially if they smell potato chips nearby.