Quotable

This one is a bit old, but good nonetheless. We were traveling to MA for Thanksgiving, and decided to stop for dinner at an Amato's (a pizza chain) in Brunswick. The seating area was rather small, or, at least, small enough for every (loud) word that Michael or Enzo spoke to be heard by every patron in the place. We did the usual distraction tactics: Matchbox cars, keys, plastic cutlery, small live rodents, whatever it takes to make them sit still for 15 minutes. Towards the end of that 15 minutes, you could tell their patience was wearing thin, and Enzo stands up on the booth seat, plastic knife in hand, and announces in a rather loud voice:

' I need some pizza please, people!'